~If nothing changed, There'd be no ...ButTeRfLy...: Butter Prawns!

the title was just a line to "distract" everyone...wakakak
anyways...
seeing how my bloggin days are no'in but an empty page of blurb.. i decided to write something on tht empty page.. its still just crappy blurbs...
and so it begins...
got up at freakin 630 in morning... to go make coffee for ppl who dont know how to sleep in on a peaceful friday morning. then my first customer walks into the store and asks me... "mocha frap plz? non-fat and a extra shot of espresso.." i nod my head to her cravings n make it for her.. in the process she questions about why we brew starbucks n dont have frap menu.. i was like.. effin whitewash.. it says proudly brew starbucks.. not starbucks! grrr.. why don ppl get signs? if it says subway thn it is subs u get... but if it says brew starbucks... its just the coffee bean.. not the whole jingbang! and t'was effin cold outside... like 10deg!!/50F.. she wants a frap?! madness.. (NO!! THIS...IS....SPARTA!!!... wakaka... jsut wanted to say it so bad!)
thn.. i continue bumming around behind the machine.. n there walks in a girl.. i think she's indian... i dont know... her accent was saying otherwise.. she stands infront the couter, looks at me... n talks on the phone.. for nearly 15mins! whteva dude! thn she asks.. can i have a cinnamon roll... my mind got jammed.. there were nearlly 50 types of pastries out there.. which was the cinnamon roll? i aint born in this country... i take one.. she says no... i take another...she says no with a face.. finally my manager walks... after seeing me suffer.. she points out.. i take the F***in bun n give it to her... i asked to confirm,... is this the cinnamon bun... dear god! should have seen the look on tht bitch's face! constipated! i told her straight up... i'm not born here... i'm a FOB... i dont know... i didnt mean to offend you... she became a monstrous creature...n said... can i have my receipt please... do thy teach you tht in your country?! I nearly socked her face... putting my job on the line i said... yeah..thy do.. thy also teach us not to talk in the phone while ordering something. she blew! n tht was the end of my shift for tht morning... proud to say.. my manager was not upset... she didnt get rid off me..so.. hell yeah!
thn i went to study with a fren in the union... there...some fobby ass indian dude.. comes up to me and asks for help saying tht he needs to call someone! fine.. indian oni mah... help ler... motherf**** talked on the phone for like foreva! happily deletes the number... n says thank! stupid! fella talking tata patti story all! aiyo! if i see him again... i will chase him with my parang.. whn i get one!
talking about getting something soon.. i have a long long list of getting something soon...
1-tattoo...BUTTERFLY!
2-plane ticket to Kay-L..yes..plz do not inform my frens or my dance teacher.. or tht mridangam player... he doesnt need to know! playa!!!!!!!
3-a top to go out tonite..
4-yvette's accounting text book to do homework..
5-mitch's skateboard
6-a room.. if tht doesnt work out.. thn a tomb!
i walked from 4th street to 11th looking for apartments to move in next sem! dear god was it hard!
i was checking online how my spending habits are going... it was good... till my dad mysteriously decided to donate 400 bucks... all gone! i swear... i nvr went shopping... no clothes... food.. n food.. n food... not to forget.. a SMALL amount of alcohol... well.. smalllah! ok lah! not too much!
i'm such a pro at seafood... while preparing the crab tht were still alive( tht was a historic event! we bought 'em live... so wanted to have it cooked fresh... so we kept thm in the bath tub! hahahah.. the whole night we were fighting with the crabs! haiiiyah! hehehe... thn we transfered thm to the kitchen sink.. got our other roommates mad... n cooked it in the morning...so anyways) i nearly chop my finger off... my pinky finger summore...PAVUMS! thn it was the lala tht i was trying to crack (thy were dead) n i poked my palm... PAIN!... thn jsut now... the prawn's head poked my thumb! eeee! respect my mom for makin seafood! god knows how she does it without hurting herself!
i was wondeirng... why refer to the word jerks as a male and not female too? whn a girl behaves like a jerk... we call her bitch.. or something in tht sense.. is the word jerk meant for guys alone? thn how do you call a lady being "jerk-ish" without degrading her to a form of dog?
my biggest question right now is... should i stay on campus or off.. if i stay on..it'll be fun.. safe.. restricted.. but i can get involved in leadership thiggies..
off campus means... nvr restricted.. i can have all the liquor i want in the kitchen n not in my room...freedom.. no quiet hours.. but i'll be bored as hell.. wont meet as much ppl as i do now...not tht i'm a social butterfly or anything...
my roommate is in the bathroom... n he's takin hella days to get out! dude! hurry up already! the recipe of the day is... something to do with prawns... got to finish 'em b4 they spoil...butter prawns...
sadly it didnt turn out! ughh! well.. it did... but not like my moms... this is wht i added...

PRAWN!!! 1lb (coated)
Oil for deep frying... so make sure there's alot!
Butter(margerine is tastier.. but not healthier) 3-4tblspoon
Chillie (preferred = bird's eye) 6-7
Curry leaves ( dont event try butter prawns without curry leaves!or at least don expect excellent taste!) 3-4 sprigs(Leaves only)

Garlic 3 cloves(crushed)

salt+sugar

additional/optional

style 1: egg white, onion

style 2: rice wine, soy sauce, grated coconut

first of all.. clean the gawddamn prawns.. thy stink otherwise. add salt if u cant take the smell. coat it with flour (1tblspn cornflour + 2 tblspn rice/all purpose flour + COLD water) and deep fry in hot oil (careful). you can choose not to coat it and just fry the prawns in oil. My mom fried the prawns in the butter for the fragrance n taste. i opt to oil coz its cheaper n i needed butter for making breakfast. (Sowwie ma)

Style 1:

thn in a separate pan/wok/satti/jatti/whteva u use, melt the butter (unless u used butter earlier..use the same pan/...etc). add curry leaves and garlic and chillie.

once the aroma is in the air so to speak add the fried prawns. after bout 2 mins add the grated coconut, rice wine, soy sauce and salt n sugar for taste.

cook high. once it looks "Mmmmm....Scrumptious!!" take it out n thinne man!

listening to 4 non blondes now.. "I said hey.. whts goin on?!?!"

Style 2:

this style, its preferred to have the prawns coated. thy look crispy! after u fry the prawns, fry the curry leaves, onion egg white in butter n add the prawns if you took 'em out or fried it in oil.

when it looks ready after bout 2-3 mins.. serve immediately!

PS: if u using alot of butter... try using less salt or none.. i dont wanna be blamed!

this is wht it looks like..